A reporter approached an Ethiopian, an American, a Russian, and an Israeli on a street corner and asked, "Excuse me, what's your opinion of the beef shortage?"
The Ethiopian asked, "What's beef?"
The American asked, "What's a shortage?"
The Russian asked, "What's opinion?"
And the Israeli asked, "What's excuse me?"
A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks
the assistant for an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male or female?"
"Would you like Black or White?"
"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man, so he asked,
"What has the religion got to do with it? It's an
"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows
Two little black boys were walking in the woods when a raccoon ran across their path.
"That's what they call us!" said one of the boys.
"You mean," asked the other, "that's a motherfucker?"
Q: How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: [inget svar, bara fredlig tystnad]
Q: How do you get 5005 Jews into a Volkswagen?
A: Two in the front, three in the back, and 5000 in the ash tray. (ouch, inte okej alls?)
Q: How many fundamentalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. God made lighbulbs. Every photon is infallible. Changing them would be a sin. And they only burn out because of your sinful nature.
Q: What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A: A pimple waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.
Q: Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they.
Q: What do you say to a Pakistani at christmas?
A: A quart of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Marlboros please.
Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus with an elephant?
A: A hindu god.
(Allt är på engelska för att jag är ett fan av copy-paste. Jag fick med alla de största religionerna. Känner mig rätt nöjd med det. Alla skämt om ateister var skitdåliga och så dumt genomtänkta att joke's on de religiösa ändå.)